Cat Haikus

You must scratch me there!

Yes, above my tail!

Behold, elevator butt.


The rule for today

Touch my tail, I shred your hand.

New rule tomorrow.


In deep sleep hear sound

cat vomit hairball somewhere

will find in morning.


Small brave carnivores

Kill pine cones and mosquitoes

Fear vacuum cleaner


I want to be close

to you. Can I fit my head

inside your armpit?


Wanna go outside.

Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!

Let me back inside!


Cats meow out of angst

"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!

We could break so much!"


The Big Ones snore now

Every room is dark and cold

Time for "Cup Hockey"

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